Get your energy, your work, and your life in alignment.
Coaching for your brain, your hormones, your work, and your purpose — guided by astrology, ritual, and nutrition, built for how you actually live.
What I help you with.
Real expertise where it counts — guided by astrology, lifestyle rituals, and nutrition.
Brain Health
Focus, mood, and a nervous system that works with you.
Hormone Health
Energy, cycles, and balance — from the root cause.
Women's Health
PCOS, hormones, and feeling at home in your body.
Work & Purpose
Align your ambition and your calling with who you are.
Entrepreneurship
Build a business that doesn't cost you your health.
Astrology & Ritual
Hellenistic astrology and daily rituals as your map.
Not just a coach.
I've been a student of yoga for 25+ years and a teacher for 20. When I moved to the canyons of Malibu, I learned what nature could heal in me — and it reshaped everything I teach. I'm also the founder of Joulebody, the women's-health brand I built after my firstborn arrived with serious gut issues and I stopped accepting vague answers.
My expertise is in brain health, hormone and women's health, and helping people align their work with their purpose — guided by Hellenistic astrology, lifestyle rituals, and nutrition. I don't diagnose or prescribe. I help you come home to your body, so it finally works with you instead of against you.
Certified Hellenistic Astrology Coach · Institute for Integrative Nutrition · American Association of Drugless Practitioners (Board Certified) · ISSA Certified Fitness Trainer · World Yoga Center · The Hard & The Soft Yoga Institute
One method. Two ways in.
Everything I do — brain & hormone health, women's health, work & purpose — guided by astrology, ritual & nutrition, in one path. Begin with a session. Go deeper when you're ready.
A Single Session
One real 90-minute session — your chart, your goals, and whatever you're carrying. Guidance, not a pitch.
- Your chart, read for you
- Personalized next steps
- Credited toward The Recalibration
The Recalibration
Six months to come home to yourself — every part of you, working as one. This is the whole of what I do.
- 12 × 90-min private sessions
- Brain, hormone & women's-health strategy
- Astrology, lifestyle rituals & nutrition
- Progress tracking + between-session support
Real change, from real people.
"Yvette has truly been a lifesaver. Her guidance helped me understand the root of my digestive issues and how to heal them naturally. I feel more connected to my body than ever."
"My experience with Yvette was transformative. She helped me balance my hormones and embrace my PCOS. I've never felt more alive."
"Yvette's insights helped me align my health goals with my spiritual journey. It opened my eyes to my own potential."
The products behind the practice.
Real-food rituals for steady energy, better mood, and hormone balance — the women's-health brand I founded and live by.
Notes on living in alignment.
The morning ritual that resets your hormones
Why the first hour of your day decides your energy, mood, and cravings — and the simple sequence I give every client.
Read →Your chart already knows when to rest
How to use your transits to time big decisions, hard launches, and the seasons you're meant to slow down.
Read →Burnout isn't a mindset problem
It's a nervous-system one. What high-achievers get wrong about pushing through — and what actually works.
Read →Practice with me.
Yoga, guided meditations, and real talk on women's health, energy, and the stars.
Questions
Do you offer a free discovery call?
No. I've found discovery calls waste your time and mine. We begin with a real, full session instead — you walk away with genuine clarity, not a sales pitch. If you choose to keep going, that $400 is credited in full toward The Recalibration.
Who do your programs serve?
High-functioning people who already know what they "should" be doing but struggle with consistency, not intelligence — often navigating energy crashes, hormones, PCOS, gut issues, or burnout, and ready to stop guessing.
What are the benefits of working together?
Steadier energy, mood, and focus; routines that survive stress and travel; better body composition without white-knuckling; less overwhelm and decision fatigue; and performing well without burning out.
How often should I expect to meet with Yvette during a program?
The Recalibration is twelve 90-minute sessions over six months — roughly every other week — with accountability and support between sessions on business days.
Why do people come to use your services?
Because they're done outsourcing their health to trends. They want a strategy built around their actual biology, schedule, and nervous system — not a one-size plan.
What's the difference between you and a dietician or nutritionist?
I don't diagnose or prescribe. I bring real expertise in brain, hormone, and women's health — and weave in astrology, lifestyle rituals, and nutrition — so the whole human is never lost in the data.
What results should I expect?
Calmer energy and clearer focus first, then sustainable habits, stronger boundaries, and measurable progress you can actually maintain. Real change, not a quick fix.
What can I expect from a session with Yvette?
We read your chart, look at your brain, hormone, and women's-health picture, and go straight to what's pulling at you — health, work, or purpose. You leave with personalized next steps you can use that week.
Do you take insurance?
No. Sessions and programs are paid directly. Your single session is credited toward The Recalibration if you continue within 30 days.
What makes you different from other health programs?
Most coaching is intuition with no data, or data with no understanding of the human. I integrate both — ancient wisdom and modern labs — into one path built to fit your real life.